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司法笑话|Lawyer Priorities

来源:www.xvuuv.com 2024-11-02

In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were taking the State Bar exams in the Pasadena Convention Center, when a 50 year old man taking the test suffered a heart attack. only two of the 600 test takers, John Leslie and Eunice Morgan, sTOPped to help the man. They administered CPR until paramedics arrived, then resumed taking the exam.

Citing policy, the test supervisor1 refused to allow the two additional time to make up for the 40 minutes they spent helping2 the victim. Jerome Braun, the State Bar's senior executive for admissions, backed the decision stating, If these two want to be lawyers, they should learn a lesson about priorities.


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