司法笑话|Bastard son

For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit he'd finally managed to seduce^{1 the innkeeper's gorgeous daughter, so he could wait to go there again.}

Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then sTOPped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant? he cried. I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!

Well, she said, when my folks found out about us and that I was pregnant, we sat up all night talking and talking and decided^{2 it would be better to have a bastard3 in the family than a lawyer.}