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司法笑话|Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings

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The TOP ten things that sound dirty in law
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor1, let's do it in chambers2.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last
minute.
6. Is it a penal3 offense4?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be
good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one
he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?


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