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双语笑话|猪还是女巫 Pig or Witch

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Pig or Witch


A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells1 PIG!! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, WITCH!! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.


猪还是女巫


一个男性在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女性相向驾车而来。他们相遇时,那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到:猪!!那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道:女巫!!他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时,撞上了路中间的一头猪。如果这个男的能听懂那个女性的意思就好了。


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