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双语笑话|Favorite Cookies 临死者最爱吃的小甜饼

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A Dying Man's Favorite cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma1 of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting2 up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored3 breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally4 hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted5 wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering6 one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled7 posture8. His parched9 lips parted; the wondrous10 taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged11 and withered12 hand, shockingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked13 with a spatula14 by his wife.

Stay out of those, she said, they're for the funeral.

临死者最爱吃的小甜饼

一位濒临死亡的老人正躺在他的床上,承受着死亡的煎熬。忽然一股香味顺着楼下飘了上来,那正是他最喜欢的巧克力小薄饼的味道。他用尽吃奶的力气挣扎着从床上爬了起来,倚着墙,慢慢地走出了卧室,并且用最后的力量用双手抓住扶手走下了楼梯。老人靠在门框上,嘴里喘着气,双眼凝神着厨房。

假如不是由于承受着临死的痛苦,老人会觉得自己到了天堂。那里,在厨房铺着报纸的桌子上,确切地说有数百个他最喜欢吃的巧克力小薄饼。真在天堂吗?还是他那离婚老婆的最后一次英雄般的爱心显示,以便让他高兴地离开这个世界?

集中最后的力量,老人跪着双膝挣扎着移向桌子。他口干舌燥,嘴巴张开。他感觉到了美妙的甜饼味道,仿佛要将他带回人世。他的一只年迈干瘪的手颤颤悠悠地伸向桌子边缘的一只小甜饼。忽然,他老婆扔过一把铲子,砸在他的手上。

离远点,他老婆说。这是为你的葬礼筹备的。


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