中文式英语短语
go and look! 走着瞧
good good study,day day up 认真学习，每天向上
No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没毛泽东，没新中国
go a head! 去个头！
PEOPLE MOUNT人工智能N PEOPLE SEA 人山人海
no three no four 不三不四
u ask me,I ask who? 你问我，我问哪个？
if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 假如你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看
dog days 狗日的
poor light egg 穷光蛋
go to your mother 去你MD
full clear ten big cool punishment1 满清十大酷刑
After I do something! 人工智能DS2爱滋病！
day day do morning ****! 每天做早操
I saw a man saw a saw with a saw 我看到一个男性拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头
KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED 杀一警百
Give your face,you dont sport! 给你脸，你不会运用！
fat head fish 胖头鱼
gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手
you me you me 彼此彼此
**** do system. 操作系统
horse horse tiger tiger 做事马虎
Where cool where you stay!! 什么地方凉快什么地方呆着
You Give Me STOP!! 你给我站住！！
fish yes 于是
see you tomorrow 哪个又偷猫肉
sir, you going down? 先生，你够淫荡
know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知
we are brother，who and who？咱哥两个哪个跟哪个啊
EYES KEEP HEALTHY *** 眼保健操
横knife夺love。
King eight egg 王八蛋
lets go shopping 赖雌勾哨兵
5 talks, 4 beauties3 3 loves五讲四美三热爱
you ask me, i ask who 你问我，我问哪个啊
look through autumn water! 望穿秋水
why?为何
No why!不为何
why no why?为何不为何
No why no why!不为何不为何
you have painting hurry say, you have ass4 hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！
HOW ARE YOU？如何是你？
HOW OLD ARE YOU？如何总是你？
*** DO COMPUTER！操作电脑
WATCH SISTER 表妹
blue whose and whose 不入虎穴，焉得虎子
ice snow clever 冰雪聪明
blake new new 黑猩猩
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节省用水，尽可能和女朋友一块洗澡
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公了解
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 目前的梦想决定着你的以后，所以还是再睡一会吧。
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk5? 努力工作不会致使死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。
Work fascinates6 me. I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶！特别是看着其他人工作。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the More you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother7 To learn. 学的越多，了解的越多，了解的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，了解的越少，为何学来着？！
No matter three seven tweenty-one. 不管三七二十一
TRY TRY SEE 尝试一下
hit fire machine 打火机
一位学生在美国加州目睹了一块交通事故，因为好奇，一直没离开， 警察来了将来问他是否知道事情的经过。 HE said ：one car come one car go two car peng peng one man die
一个小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带 比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，目前坐票售完了只剩下站票，假如要看要站着看。小强转头就对老外说：No Sit see, Stand see. If see stand see.老外回答说：sorry i dont understand your english.小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文
