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双语笑话|哪个刺杀了林肯

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"WhokilledAbrahamLincoln*?"theteacheraskedherseventh-graders**. EveryonebutJohnraisedahandtoanswer. " Doyouknow,John?"sheasked. "Dammit***,Idon'tknowandIdon'tcare!" theboyyelled,armscrossed."STOPaskingquestions."Upset,theteacherkeptJohnafterclassandcalledhisfatherforaconference****. "What'stheproblem?"John'sdadaskedwhenhearrived. "Whyismysonindetention?" "IaskedJohnwhokilledAbeLincolnandhecursedandsaid hedidn'tknowanddidn'tcare,andtoldmetosTOPaskinghimquestions." Furious,themangrabbedJohnbythecollar."What'syourproblem,son?" heshouted."Ifyoukilledtheman,justsayso." 一名老师问一个初中一年级班级的学生, 哪个刺杀了林肯?除约翰外,所有学生均举起手来。 老师走过去问约翰,你了解答案吗? 约翰双手交叉,大声叫道,xxx,我不了解,也不在乎。不要再问我问题了。 老师感到非常沮丧,课后把约翰留下来,并打电话让约翰的父亲过来开个会。 约翰的父亲到了之后,问老师, 我儿子如何了,为何被你留下来? 老师说,我问他,哪个杀了林肯,他开始骂人,说他不了解也不在乎,并要我不再问他任何问题。 约翰的父亲很生气,抓起儿子的衣领,吼道,儿子呀,你到底如何了?若是你杀了人,你就承认啊。


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