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愚人笑话|None Other Than a Soldier

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As a newly commissinaed infantry1(步兵) lieutenant2, I was eager to set an example for my platoon(排,团) by cleaning my own M|16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched3(有缺口的) shape of the M|16's bolt and chamber4, which makes it difficult to clean.

Lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with, the soldier said.

They do, piped up(开始吹奏,高声说话) a sergeant5.

Really, I said with surprise, wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.

Yes, sir, replied the sergeant. It's called a soldier.


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