双语笑话|The Ugliest Baby 最丑的孩子

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming^{1. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me. The man says: You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.}

一位女性抱着她的孩子上公交车，司机看到后说：额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的孩子。

女性走到车厢后面坐下，感到非常愤怒。她对旁边的男性说：司机刚刚羞辱了我。男性回话说：你快上去斥责他。去吧，我替你抱着你的猴子。