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成人笑话|Thermometer

来源:www.xiaomite.com 2025-02-26

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse1 a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance2 and said, Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen.


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