成人笑话|Sunday quickie

Bill and Marla decided^{1 the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.}

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

There's a car being towed from the parking lot, he said. An ambulance just drove by. A few moments passed. Looks like the Andersons have company, he called out. Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making love.

Mom and Dad bolted upright in bed. How do you know that? the startled father asked.

Their kid is standing^{2 out on the balcony, too, his son replied.}