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成人笑话|Perfect golf shot

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A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity1.

He was driving his partner nuts, as he looked up, looked down, measured the distance, figured the wind direction and speed.

Finally, his exasperated2 partner said, What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!

The guy answers, My wife's up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.

His partner mumbled3, Forget it, man, you ll never hit her from here!


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