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成人笑话|Sleep talking driver

来源:www.huimuke.com 2025-02-25

A racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed.

He fell asleep only to be awakened1 suddenly when she smacked2 him in the face.

What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed? he asked.

It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble, said the angry woman.

In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled3, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs4 and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'

What's wrong with that? asked the driver.

Nothing, but then you felt my pussy5 and yelled, 'who the hell left the garage door open?'


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