Two brothers enlisting1 in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection2, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed3 incredibly long, over sized peni$es.
How do you account for this? he asked the brothers.
It's hereditary4, sir, the older one replied.
I see, said the doctor, writing in his file. Your father's the reason for your elongated5 peni$es?
No sir, our mother.
Your mother? You idiot, women don't have peni$es!
I know, sir, replied the recruit, but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could.
