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So you think your life1 is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
You only get laid2 once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share3 a box with
11 other guys4
And the only chick that ever5 sat6 on
your face was7 your mother
Now don't you feel better?
Hell8 no!
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