宗教笑话|Confessions

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment^{1 on a train.
After a while, the priest put down his book and opened a conversation by saying, I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?
The rabbi closed his newspaper and responded, I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.
The rabbi had his turn of interrogation: I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate2, but...
The priest interjected, Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed3 to temptation once or twice.
The two resumed their reading. It was silent for a while.
Then the rabbi peeked4 around his newspaper with a smile and said, Better than pork, isn't it?}