宗教笑话|The Evangelist

A middle aged^{1 couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist（福音传教士） comes on and promises to heal the sick.}

If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted^{2（折磨的） area, the Almighty3 Lord will heal you.}

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch（胯部） and his wife says Gee^{4 honey he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!}