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女性笑话|New Job

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Harry1 and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks2. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's standing3 there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, How much? She says, A hundred dollars.
He says, All I got is thirty. She says, Hold on, and runs back to Harry and asks, What can he get for thirty?
A hand job, Harry reply.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, I'll be right back. She runs back to Harry, and asks, Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?


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