女性笑话|Rich Hooker

One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked How much for a hand job?
The hooker replied 100 Bucks^{1
The man said 100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn2 money
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs.
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks How much for a head job?
She said 200 dollars
200 dollars that's a lot of money
She pulled him to the side and said You see that yahat by the pier3, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs.
So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life
On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package.
1000 dollars'
1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money
So she pulled him to side and said You see that island, I could afford that if i had a Vagina.}