What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
A lost frog!
What's green and tough?
A toad1 with a machine gun!
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
Because her husband spawned2 her affections!
What do you call a 100 year old frog?
An old croak3!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog!
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest!
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You'll croak in no time!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new!
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy!
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