儿童诗歌|I Am a Clam

I am a clam^{1.A clam I am.I often engage in foolery.I dress in hatsand coats and spats2and gaudy3 flamboyant4 jewelry5.The clothes I wearwith flash and flair6are part of my notoriety.I fancy fursand boots with spursand vests of a wide variety.So bring me suitsand hats and bootsand cover me up in finery.Then buy me gownsand capes7 and crownsbefitting a dandy dinery.Yes, give me shirtsand sequined skirtsand swaddle me all in flashiness.I do not careif what I wearis truly the height of trashiness.I need a dressof such excess,it couldn't be any louder.There's just one thingyou mustn't bring;I'm really not fond of chowder.}