Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa1.
资金不是所有，这世上还有信用卡可用。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每一个人都要热爱动物，由于它们非常不错吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节省用水，尽可能和女朋友一块洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
爱你的邻居，不过不要被抓。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每一个成功男性的背后，都有一个女性。每一个不成功男性的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每一个人都该要结婚，由于快乐并非生命的全部。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人不会去结婚，而当他们结了婚就也就不再聪明了。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个有关名词，他会给你带来不少不有关的亲戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
如果今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差时再来想。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片。需要很多的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
车子后座的孩子会致使意料之外。车子后座的意料之外会致使孩子。
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
你的将来取决于你的梦想，所以赶快去睡觉吧!!
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有比天天早上起床更好的方法开始新的一天。
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会致使死亡!不过何必去冒险呢？
God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上天决定了哪个是你的亲戚，好在大家可以自己选择朋友。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人有伴，但后果是早晚会不小心跑出第三个!
A dress is like a barbed fence2. It protects the premises3 without restricting4 the view.
衣服就像有刺的铁丝网。它阻止你冒然行动但并没有妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
书念的越多，了解的越多，了解的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，了解的越少，那样又何必读书呢?!
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