This spring is my sister's fortieth birthday. More to the point, that means my fortieth birthday can't be far behind. Since my sister is only eighteen months older than I am, I followed a year behind her goody two-shoes all the way through school.
By second grade, I was already dreading1 the moment when Mrs. Stevens took roll for the first time. I knew that a beatific2 glow would transform her careworn3 face as she noted4 my last name. Is your sister Vicki Christian5? she eagerly asked.
I squirmed uneasily in my chair and admitted that I was, indeed, the lesser6 sibling7 of Vicki the virtuous8. St. Vicki, that is, of the immaculate anklet and continually upstretched hand. St. Vicki of the highest reading group and lovely manners, always appointed monitor when Mrs. Stevens was summoned to the office. St. Vicki, the tattletale and bossy9 cow, ever her sister's keeper when it came to matters of deportment and conscience.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I saw Vicki peer at me over the TOP of her bat-wing style, rhinestone-studded, blue eyeglass frames and sniff10, I don't think Mama and Daddy would like that very well.
A family legend was made the first time I had an opportunity to follow my own base instincts instead of her pure ones. One day after school, she and her best friend Cindy were recounting to my mother the incident in which the school's most loathsome11 boy, Edward, dropped his drawers to his ankles on the blackTOP at recess12, and bellowed13, Lookie here!
What did you do? my scandalized mother asked.
Vicki and Cindy replied that they had closed their eyes and run down the hill, holding hands, in the opposite direction from Edward. And what did you do? my mother asked me.
Being only in first grade and not having the wits to dis百度竞价推广ble, I replied that I was on the jungle gym at the time and had climbed to the TOP to get a better look.
As the years went by, the eighteen-month gulf14 separating us closed. Vicki was a voracious15 and indiscriminate reader. What she read set the scene for our dolls. Our mother wouldn't let us play with Barbies. Their bosoms16 are too bodacious, she declared.
So we had Tiny Tears dolls instead. Vicki's was Tina; mine was Betsy. We also had a homely17, rubber-faced doll we called Brother Deanie. Depending on what Vicki was reading, Tina and Betsy would rescue the hapless Brother Deanie from a prairie fire , change his diaper at Plymouth Rock or present him to King Arthur's Court. It was wearying to play dolls with other girls, who didn't get it and had to be taught how to talk like a Quaker or an Arabian princess. Now we can play! we'd exclaim when they went home.
When we packed our dolls away we shared boyfriends, makeup18, accessories and clothes. The boyfriends we were generous with, but we got pretty vicious over the rest. Our most memorable19 battles were reserved for a black velvet20 choker, a mink21 hair bow, a pearlized snood and a tube of Bonne Belle22 white-white. White-white was weird23 stuff, like typewriter correction fluid, that we dotted around our eyes to achieve the wide-eyed , sexy yet innocent look of Twiggy24 and Mia Farrow. I guess you had to be a skeletal blonde to pull it off.
Looking back at photographs, our generous applications of white-white made us look as if we were either recuperating25 from tuberculosis26 or else incredibly surprised. Why it never occurred to us to buy duplicates of such coveted27 items-none of which were expensive-I don't know.
My sister has become my dearest friend, and today I am ashamed of the names I called her and the fits I pitched. If they still sold white-white, I'd buy her a lifetime supply. All the same, I can't help gloating that she'll be forty before I will.
If we should live so long, I'll give her a mink hair bow for her eightieth birthday-right before reminding her that I'm still a mere28 girl of seventy-nine.
