A man was being interviewed for a job. Were you in the service? ask the interviewer.
Yes, I was a Marine, responded the applicant1.
Did you see any active duty?
I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial2 disability.
May I ask what happened?
Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.
You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.
When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability.
Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.
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