I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I dont have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
我相信人应该就象天天都是最后的日子那样生活，这可以讲解为何我没干净衣服由于，得了吧，哪个在生命的最后几天里还想洗衣服?
充分借助我们的长处，享受生活。
People with large noses can smell the better things in life.
长着大鼻子的人能闻到日常更美好的东西。
既要踏踏实实，真实地生活，又要充满期望，对将来充满着渴望和向往。
Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components
生活是复杂的，包括了真实和想象的成分。
要勇于体验各种生活，快乐尝试不一样的生活。
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didnt commit when he had the opportunity.
人一生中最后悔的傻事是那些有机会做却没做的事。
大家想和你一块推荐快乐，并不肯定想分担你的臭味儿。
微笑世界和你一块微笑，放屁你一个人站在一边。
Smile and the world smiles with you, fart [放屁] and you stand alone.
努力把工作变成乐趣。
Work is work if you are paid to do it, and its pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
假如其他人出钱你工作，那工作就是工作，但假如你出钱才叫你工作，那工作就是乐趣。
不要做吝啬鬼，要积极享受生活。
He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. He lived frugally, saved his money, and died early, surrounded by greedy[贪婪的] relatives. It was a great lesson to me.
他不喝酒，不抽烟，不骑自行车，很节俭，攒下了钱，早早就去世了，死后来了一大帮贪婪的亲戚，这给我上了生动的一课。
目前每人都在挖空心思赚钱，假如你连赚钱的时间都挤不出来，那也挺牛的。
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
我可浪费不起时间去赚钱。
舍弃焦虑，维持心情愉快。
I wonder why pople are always in anxiety when it is not difficult to be happy.
我非常奇怪要心情愉快也不难，可为何大家一直焦虑不安。
象国王一样开心。
I was as happy as a king ----indeed a lot happier than most kings I have met.
我象国王一样开心事实上我比我遇到的大部分国王还开心。。
注：这又是一种幽默表达方法，事实上你可能没见过国王。
有人总是抱怨生活枯燥，没意思，但日常平安也是一种幸福。
If you find life a bit dull at home, and want to amuse yourself, put a stick of dynamite in the kitchen fire.
假如你感觉家有点儿枯燥，想娱乐一下自己，就在厨房里火上放一管炸药吧.。
一直面戴微笑的人是白痴，所以暂时不快乐是正常人的表现。
When Lord Berners returned, many years later, to visit his old school, he was astonished to observe nothing but smiling facesonly to learn that it was a school no more that the building was a lunatic asylum.[精神病医院]
伯纳公爵多年后回来访问他的母校时，他吃惊地看到大家全是笑脸，后来才了解那已经不再是学校了，已经改成了一所精神病医院〿
假如有能力借钱生活，是否也是力所能及的生活呢?
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
大家要在力所能及的状况下愉快地生活，即便不能不借钱如此做。
