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动物笑话|A Bear and a Rabbit in the Woods

来源:www.wanbanwang.com 2024-01-24

A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it.

A genie1 pops out. He says I will grant each of you three wishes.

The bear says I wish all the bears in the forest were females. *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says I wish for a motorcycle. *poof* It's done.

The bear says I wish all the bears in this country were females. *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house. *poof* It's done.

The bear is thinking to himself why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well. And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female. *poof* It's done.

The rabbit says For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay. And he rides off on his motorcycle.


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